On a hot day, put my panties in the freezer…. then wear them before going out….
Offer to pay for dinner on a date with your man….
If I’m too afraid to ask a guy to go down on me the first time, I should say “Tonight, I want you to kiss me all over…and I MEAN all over” (bahahahahahaha)
Tell a man he “turns me on”
How could I NOT be an expert on dating with THIS advice?!
That quote “Weirdos need girlfriends too”?
HOW BOUT WEIRDOS NEED BOYFRIENDS, TOO?!
I’m such a fucking nerd. I’d really like to meet a man of my equal dorkyness that’s actually attracted to me. The only people that appreciate it are friends. Where’s my man out there that thinks it’s sexy to be a dork, eh? The fuck?
THERE HAS TO BE ATLEAST ONE. DEAR GOD.