Tales of an adventurous virgin

My embarrassing life and stories throughout college as a virgin.

sex and the city + girls= PERFECTION

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haha

haha

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I’d probably say the same thing if I were in front of a shirtless Ryan Gosling ;)
If ever there were an ecard that described me perfectly, this is it. 

If ever there were an ecard that described me perfectly, this is it. 

Advice received from Cosmo tonight…

On a hot day, put my panties in the freezer…. then wear them before going out….

Offer to pay for dinner on a date with your man….

If I’m too afraid to ask a guy to go down on me the first time, I should say “Tonight, I want you to kiss me all over…and I MEAN all over” (bahahahahahaha)

Tell a man he “turns me on”

How could I NOT be an expert on dating with THIS advice?! 

Last Night’s episode of Girls

That quote “Weirdos need girlfriends too”? 

HOW BOUT WEIRDOS NEED BOYFRIENDS, TOO?!

I’m such a fucking nerd. I’d really like to meet a man of my equal dorkyness that’s actually attracted to me. The only people that appreciate it are friends. Where’s my man out there that thinks it’s sexy to be a dork, eh? The fuck?

THERE HAS TO BE ATLEAST ONE. DEAR GOD. 


What makes you feel good?



THIS IS ME. the end. 

What makes you feel good?

THIS IS ME. the end. 

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funniest part of the episode… bahahahahahahahahahahaha

"epic fuckfest with a ghost" 

GOD I LOVE JESSA. 

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AMEN!
haha :) I’m a makeout whore.